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Little Green Apples

13 July 1984

josephturner Made me this because he's a genius beyond compare

I love the chosen one, loving him is fun, fun, fun.

I like the word "Chicanery" and will always capatalise it because the word is that great.

My favourite color is green. The most cliche favourite color of all time. One day when asked my favourite color I shall answer "Why, it's #32CD32" just for fun. (Yeah I actually looked that up. I don't know Hex codes from baked potato)

I do not like baked potato.

I like the name Noam Chomsky, and only wish that they'd used the spelling "Gnome". I would have.

I wish that for one day every single person on this Earth would disappear. I'd have a ball. I'd go into every persons house on my block and look through all their stuff. I'd also go into many stores. Especially ones carrying ice-cream, DVD's and jewelery.

I am currently watching my brother in law spread peanut butter and jelly on his toast. It's out of date. I'm not telling him this. I saw him do it last night as well and he's still alive.

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Fear is the mother of morality
-- Friedrich Nietzsche *snort*

The Beatles (above all others)
Patsy Cline - Fucking amazing
George Jones
Most 60's pop bands
Neil Sedaka
Neko Case
The Allman Brothers Band
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Doris Day
Pearle Bailey
Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
Nick Drake
Black Sabbath
Dr. Hook
Tiny Tim
Johnny Cash
Dolly Parton
Kenny Rogers
Kitty Wells
Actually almost all pre-1990's country.
Simon and Garfunkel
The Velvet Underground
I hate The Doors. Jim Morrison was not God. I'll leave it there or I'll start ranting.
Last.Fm account for those who care.

Star Trek
Strangers With Candy
Arrested Development - Jason Bateman is my man.
Mighty Boosh - But Julian Barratt is my number one! Vincent/Howard OTP
Queer As Folk
The L Word
Flight of the Conchords


East of Eden
The Graduate
Running Man
Good Fellas
Great Expectations
The Burbs
Addams Family and Addams Family Values - Better than the show. I can't stand the show.

I love film... I love most films. The only film I absolutely detest is "The Hours". A pretentious wankfest that goes for 3 and a half hours. It made me wish for a natural disaster to sweep the screen away.

Harry Potter - Hardcore Snarry shipper
Buffy/Angel - Xander/Spike and Angel/Wesley
Oz - Beecher/Keller and Alvarez/O'Reily
Scrubs - JD/Cox

Like WOW! The Beatles. Aren't they the swingin' living end? You dig, chick?

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